I heard that “Keepers Of The Faith” actually means the “faith in hardcore.” This is way too funny to be true. Can someone validate this for me?
It's the beer that's smiling, it ain't me
My Life as a Broke-Ass Conor Oberst
♥ 19
→ 19 Jun 13 at 4 pm
→ 19 Jun 13 at 4 pm
This is cool!
THERE. WILL. BE. NO. FALSE COOOMFORT HERE.
(Source: imsosorrydaddy)
no see lesbians are not more accepted than gay men they’re more sexualized please do not get those 2 things confused
(via jouzai)
♥ 4586
→ 19 Jun 13 at 4 pm
→ 19 Jun 13 at 4 pm
have u guys read the american football manga yet
ohmygod is this real
ya
What
Every day my dash is either manga or American Football and now it’s this. I’m quitting tumblr.
(via blackwallflower)
♥ 101977
→ 19 Jun 13 at 1 am
→ 19 Jun 13 at 1 am
I AM SORRY BUT THIS IS WHY I AM EMBARRASSED TO BE AN AMERICAN. IF A HIJAB THAT DORNS THE AMERICAN FLAG PATTERN IS NOT ACCEPTABLE BUT SKIMPY ASS BIKINIS OR WEARING THE FUCKING ACTUAL FLAG IS ACCEPTABLE, JUST BECAUSE THE PERSON IS WHITE, I WANT TO FUCKING THROW UP.
(I don’t have a thing against Audrey Kitching, she was just merely and example).
But this fucking disgusts me right here. It makes me want to say, fuck this country and its racism and double standards.
I LITERALLY FUCKING CAN NOT
Give her a bullet to the head for walking down the street, minding her own business?? And they think SHE’S the terrorist.
^bolding for emphasis.
I want someone to force Bill Maher to read all of these comments 100 times the next time he goes on and on about how the US treats women sooo much better than those evil Muslim countries. Because it seems to me that we have plenty of people foaming at the mouth to treat Muslim women like shit here in the good ol’ US of A.
Fuck this racist bullshit— people are stupid.
How fucked up is this. Holy Shit.
(via blackwallflower)
♥ 25644
→ 17 Jun 13 at 5 pm
→ 17 Jun 13 at 5 pm
Cop Sexually Assaults Woman Then Arrests Her For Protesting
As if that wasn’t enough for them, they sent her child to protective services and put the mother in jail for “making false allegations against a police officer”, which is actually not a crime. Now that it’s been revealed she was telling the truth, not only is the cop fired, but even the judge who sat there and let it happen is under investigation.
This is horrible. :(
cops are bastards.
(via truth-has-a-liberal-bias)
“So long everything!” he shouted, then he ran next door to Margot’s house.
“I’m moving,” he said.
“Where?” asked Margot.
“Two weeks away,” said Mitchell.
“Where is that?” asked Margot.
“It’s everywhere I will be after I walk for two weeks,” said Mitchell, “I have lived in the same place for a long time, it is time for me to go some place else.”
“No.” said Margot, “You have only lived next door for fifteen years.”
“Sixteen,” said Mitchell.
“Fifteen…sixteen, what’s the difference?” said Margot, “I want you to stay next door forever.”
“I can’t,” said Mitchell, ” I do not want to go wake up in the same old bed and eat breakfast in the same old kitchen. Every room in my house is the same old room, because I have lived there too long.““And you look at me and think, same old face, same old tail, same old scale, same old walk, same old talk, same old Margot.”
“No,” said Mitchell, “I like your face, tail, scale, walk, and talk.”
”I like you.”
“I like you too,” said Mitchell. He walked through the door.
“I must pack,” he said.
(Source: morethanfive)
whenever i use only one exclamation point i feel like a middle-aged dad who just discovered the internet!
every time.
