I just realized that I stay on tumblr and facebook...
because it makes me feel less alone while I wait to be able to sleep. Apparently I’m ridiculously afraid of laying awake in bed for too long, because the thought of it is freaking me out right now. Some kids have friends and a positive mental state, I have the internet and the ability to kid myself into feeling less pathetic and alone.
If Rick Santorum gets elected...
maxwelletc: “Each year the homosexuals, independent women, and porn-viewers will offer up 24 tributes to fight to the death in an arena…”
gunonmyback: Would I date myself? No. Would I follow my tumblr? Shit yes.
I’ve been thinking that I’m worthless and I know...
I fell asleep completely sober two nights ago and...
I've heard multiple times lately that sleeping on...
I’m never one to believe in that stuff but at this point, I’ll do whatever I can to feel less pathetic.
When you told me you loved the beach, I set off an A-Bomb at every coastline. When you told me you loved the grass, I set off weedkiller through all the water pipes. When you told me you loved the sun, I sent astronauts to extinguish it. When you told me you loved me, I imploded from the stomach out.
I just want to go back to when we didn’t have to...
Me: I'm vegan
Person: Oh, that's cool, it must be super hard though.
Me: Actually -
Person: Like, oh my God, what do you eat?
Me: Well -
Person: I could never do that EVER.
Me: That's what I used to -
Person: Like, you can't even eat CHEESE??
Me: That's not exactly -
Person: I could NEVER give up cheese. Never ever.
Me: It's really not that -
Person: Cheese is SO GOOD OHMAHGOD
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